I don't have anything to say, really. However, I am hoping at some point in the near future I do. I'm not sure what it will take to make that happen, but I am optimistic that something worthwhile will come about. Here are some potential life-changing or blog-inspiring things that could, in fact, happen to cause some quasi-artistic-substance. In descending order of most likely to happen...

5. Someone comes across the 8 intensely unimportant words I have wrote on here and decides I have just what it takes to make a career out of writing things down when I think of them, thus leading to a book deal, a high-rise apartment, and status. Years later, I will be offered a reality TV show based off the lives of my stubborn, spoiled, spunky children and what it's like to grow up in such a crazy household.

4. I will discover a completely new and original wristband. It will probably be a burnt-orange color, because I believe that is the only color left. Due to the awesome power of the 4 inspirational words imprinted on it (probably saying something extremely vague like, "count on more," or "we are hope," or "stay the course") I will be moved to change my lifestyle, begin following a "prophet", and decide my life's purpose is to preach to the masses through the wonderful world of blogs.

3. Frogs begin to pour down from the sky, causing me to crash my car in a Magnolian way that somehow connects me with a stranger who just so happens to have the key to the vault that holds the axe that will later be used to cut the tongue out of Steven A. Smith's mouth, thus allowing ESPN to return to its regular roster of human beings that don't get gradually louder the more time they are aloud to talk on national television (excluding Regis, he will remain).

2. I will take a funny picture of something that one or more persons can relate to and decide to put it online in hopes of sharing said humor with that one or more persons.

1. I'll be bored, procrastinating, and tired of clicking reload on my audioscrobbler page.


If any of those events arise, I will be sure to post another item. Only God knows, though.